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Disease-Associated Scalp Hair and Follicular Changes in Individuals with Zooanthroponotic Occult MetaBiomimetic Infectious Encephalitis
ABSTRACT
Evidence collected from volunteer surveys, medical reports and assessments, and examinations of scalp tissue and follicular morphology and activity was evaluated to determine if a relationship exists between the prevalence of head hair and ZOMBI encephalitis infection. The rate of infection in 87,621 individuals was 8.28% and was similar in different hair length categories: bald (8.31%), shaved (8.32%), very short (8.27%), short (8.16%), medium (8.33%), long (8.31%), and very long (8.28%). Hair density in individuals with ZOMBI encephalitis increased from 175.2 ± 30.0 to 384.4 ± 8.5 hairs/cm2 during twelve months of monitoring. Bald individuals ended the twelve-month experiment with the highest degree of symptom expression (92.6%), followed by those with very long (56.2%), long (47.5%), shaved (13.0%), medium (9.2%), very short (8.4%), and short (7.1%) hair. Follicular ZOMBI encephalitis saturation and ATP counts were high in individuals with hair lengths and behaviors, products, or accessories allowing more mobility to the hair, such as short or medium length hair styled with heat or brushing. These results suggest possible relationships between increased hair density and mobility, ZOMBI encephalitis infection, decreased symptom presentation, increased ZOMBI encephalitis saturation, and thus possibly increased contagiousness. Compared with individuals with hair, it is more likely for ZOMBI encephalitis infections to be discovered in balding individuals at an earlier stage and at lower saturation levels when transmission is apparently less likely. Recommendations suggested to slow disease progression and transmission include the use of styling methods that prevent hair movement as well as the permanent removal of all body hair.
KEY WORDS
ATP, adenosine triphosphate, alopecia, Demodex brevis, Demodex folliculorum, follicle, hair, scalp, ZOMBI encephalitis, zombie
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