"Twenty-eight different vocalization types were identified… the most frequently tallied being the grunt, mumble, sigh, moan, grumble, purr, and sniff vocalizations."
From Page 162 in the Bulletin of ZOMBIE Research
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"Reduced contents in the colon of ZOMBI encephalitis-positive subjects may be explained by diet, which with moderate to advanced disease, is comprised almost exclusively of easily digestible, animal-derived foods."
From Page 82 in the Bulletin of ZOMBIE Research
"Infection with ZOMBI encephalitis... may indicate increased five-year survival in Stage IV Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer patients. With advances in the treatment and prognosis of ZOMBI encephalitis, some consideration may be given to utilizing voluntary ZOMBI encephalitis infection to prolong life for patients diagnosed with Stage IV Non-Small Cell Lung Cancer."
From Page 152 in the Bulletin of ZOMBIE Research
"Females infected with ZOMBI encephalitis gave birth to symptomatic “living” babies, regardless of the symptomatic or asymptomatic status of the mother. Newborns presented with five of the six signs and symptoms required for a diagnosis of advanced disease: loss of sensitivity to light touch, decomposition and sloughing of greater than 11% of the dermal stratum papillare, decomposition and sloughing of the dermal stratum reticulare, the inability to deny a desire to consume human flesh, as well as the consumption of human flesh, as all of these newborns consumed part of the uterus before delivery and/or the umbilical cord, placenta, and/or amniotic sac before or during delivery and continued behaving as aggressive bite hazards to all handlers post-delivery."
From Pages 121-122 in the Bulletin of ZOMBIE Research
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